We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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