are you still at the devil's house?
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
