ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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