Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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