he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
please don't ironically join a cult
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