After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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