Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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