I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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