Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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