For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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