Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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