Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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