it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
please come you make the beer taste better
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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