I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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