If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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