I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
