how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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