when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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