There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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