I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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