So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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