The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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