420 ftw
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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