Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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