I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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