i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
