I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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