I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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