Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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