the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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