Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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