I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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