Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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