She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Couch. On fire.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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