I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
is that a dick in a sweater?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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