Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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