She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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