I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just google imaged poop.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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