It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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