just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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