he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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