super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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