after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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