Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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