He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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