My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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