I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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