blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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