I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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