I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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