I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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