I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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